How I imagine it would go down...
- Me: Parents, I have a good friend that I want to send a package to.
- Parents: Oh that's nice, who are they/where did you meet them?
- Me: Well I met her on the internet and we've been friends for a few years and I know her really well and-
- Parents: WHAT.
- ME: .... I just want to-
- Parents: WHAT NO WHAT WEBSITES HAVE YOU BEEN GOING ON HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT A PEDOPHILE IT'S PROBABLY A CREEPY 40 YEAR OLD MAN IMPERSONATING A TEENAGED GIRL NO I FORBID THIS YOU'RE GOING TO BE KIDNAPPED AND ABDUCTED AND HAVE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT STOLEN AND YOUR SOUL IS GOING TO FALL OFF AND NO NO NO.
- Me: ....... B-but I've seen her multiple times on video chats and I have her added on facebook and-
- Parents: NOPE.
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